Well, it seems I may have found my new favorite game reviewer. Well, maybe not favorite, but tied for first at least, the other being Ed from Acorn Films.
His reviews are called Zero Punctuation, and can be found here:
He's British but living in Australia (pretty kick-ass, if you ask me), and seems to have reviewed damn-near every major and many minor games in existence. At least the recent ones.
Very funny, and part of the reason my inner monologue now has a British accent.
Seriously. The thoughts in my head now sound like I'm a bit of a wanker.